No Ordinary Girl

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

floozys:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

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http://doctorwholmes.tumblr.com/post/94771812437/in-a-world-where-love-is-forbidden-the-giver

chongoblog:

doctorwholmes:

"In a world where love is forbidden" - the giver trailer

THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF THE GIVER

WHY ARE YOU CHANGING MY FAVORITE BOOK TO FIT YOUR ROMANCE-OBSESSED HOLLYWOOD MINDS

THIS MOVIE IS JUST A FUCKING TRAINWRECK

  • why is jonas 18 the point of him being 12 is that he goes through puberty and…

Oh no…..

princessvixel:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

damn

daeneryus:

"i understand women have it bad but men have it bad too"

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"i mean, women are almost equal to men as it is"

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"i’m not a feminist, i believe in equality"

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reality-shmality:

bellaruska:

leonkyuwata:

mayrlynray:

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

Also, Peter has to brace himself with his hands on the floor. Natasha just uses momentum from swinging downward. She’s obviously the stronger and more skilled.

jawnpalace:

veronicos:

what the fuck marvel

OH NO EVERYONE’S HOT

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"I look around and you know what I see? Losers.
        But life’s giving us a chance.”